I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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