My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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