I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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