my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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