Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
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it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
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My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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