Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
