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I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
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Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
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I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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