He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Randomize
