How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
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do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
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Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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