I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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