bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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