are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
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she pinky promised me she was 18
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
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I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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