Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
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new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
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Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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