Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
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Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
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Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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