Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
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Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
It's never too late to be topless.
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I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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