question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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