i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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