i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
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Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
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it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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