Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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