Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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