It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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