doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Randomize
