Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
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