lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Me. At least after what I've been through.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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