Are we in a gay sports bar?
I think I won the penis lottery.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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