So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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