My hand turned me down
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
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So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
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Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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