awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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