We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
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whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
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I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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