Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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