you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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