WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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