Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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