so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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