It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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