How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
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just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
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yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I could fuck to npr.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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