She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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