Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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