you turned your livingroom into a bong?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
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MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
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I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Text me some of your sweat
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize