Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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