walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Randomize
