This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
false alarm. still invincible.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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