Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
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I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
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her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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