Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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