Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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