All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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