thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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