I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
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BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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