He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
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We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
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That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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