You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
How does one acquire holy water?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Randomize
