Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
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