she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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