she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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