no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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