How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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